I don't get it ... Why Belittle someone because YOU don't understand ??!!
I have MANY MANY MANY people say I am funny - and OK - I know i am !! -
Even I tell myself I am funny - and these other people are NOT all my mother - Noooooooo - They are a variety of different folks - all from different walks of life - and EVERYONE of them says - Uncatagorically - That - I am a Funny B.I.T.C.H !! -
NO NOT IN A LA LAA TYPE OF - CRAYONS AND LICKING WINDOWS TYPE OF WAY - But - I actually make them laugh !! Just with my Expression or Communication or The way i look at life !
Is it not better to make people laugh - THAN CRY !!
( Bugger me i am sure i can do that brilliantly too !! -
But - first and foremost I WANT TO MAKE PEOPLE HAPPY - AND LOVED ! )
But - I am just being myself - and i don't care what people think -
If i come over as stupid - then - so be it - but - I KNOW - and my closest know - that i am NOT !
OK OK - for example - I have just sent the following text - out of the blue - to about 22 people - Just to cheer them up - and that's all it was to do :
OMG You are in need of serious and Immediate actions, QUICKLY Hands on your head, Run to the second door on your left, Run Through, and shout " THE SEAGULLS HAVE LANDED, NO-BODY IS SAFE, WE ARE ALL DOOMED " ........
and that was it .....
Here is a mix of the reactions i received back -
That's alot of people who did not even have the courtesy to reply -
(1)
I'm come to the conclusion that you abs are one complete loon - but i would not have you any other way - unless you were wrapped up in bright red ribbon lmao
(2)
WHAT ARE YOU ON ABOUT
(3)
lmfao, you crack me up
(4)
WAS THIS MEANT FOR ME ?
(5)
WHY THAT ROOM ?? - Why not turn right ??
(6)
Please don't disturb me - I have meetings all day
(7)
Seagulls ? I don't live near the sea ??
(8)
I don't find that funny
(9)
Abby - Some of us are busy
(10)
I love you so much Abigail Barry - Thank You for being you !
(11)
lololol - You alright love ?
So - There you go - a real cross section - and all of these people KNOW me well !! -
so - WHY SEND MESSAGES saying -
It's not funny -
or I'm busy -
That just brings me down ! -
Pmsl ! - Instead -
Just Ignore the message - LIKE SO MANY HAVE - ( RUDE )
or - just send a smiley !! = that's nicer !!
If i receive a message that's not required - I BLOCK THE BASTARD
But - That's usually because the message is accompanied by a rather perverse picture of parts of that persons anatomy - and i don't mean his eye,
Well - Not eye in his head at any rate ..... But something is without doubt looking at me -
SO BLOCK BLOCK BLOCK BLOCK !
That sort of behavior is NOT ACCEPTABLE in one's living room ! Thank you kindly very muchly !
ANOTHER GOOD WAY TO STOP SOMEONE TEXTING YOU - SEND THIS -
So - OK - I have been bored today - I did a YouTube Video this morning, and had just started to 'storm' - BUT - even in that i'm laughing -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nH927Dx4RbA&feature=share
even finding the wrong words, i find funny - I do actually find my head hysterical -
I've called Derek ( The cat ) - sorry - Not THE CAT - But - one of two, of the best cats in the world !! - BENDER / or BARBERA / or / BENDALS - not meaning too - it just comes out - Rodney has been all sorts of names - No wonder they don't know if they are coming or going !! It does just come out - so very weird ... ( OHH DEARIE ME - THAT LAST SENTENCE CAME OUT OF NOWHERE !! - I JUST TYPED IT - HAS NO MEANING IN THIS SENTENCE AT ALL ! )
Ohhh texting - Thats what this blog is about !
Women text back almost immediately - or not at all - Simple as that !
I should re-iterate - Women - as in MY FRIENDS !!! -
Obviously you have some women who text when they are home from work - or some who just ignore - then pretend they did not receive the text,
" OHHH IT'S LOST IN CYBER SPACE "
( I'm SURE - that by now -
EVERYONE know that this DOES NOT HAPPEN ! -
and ignorance is being put into practice here ! )
Ohhhhh then you get the text that -
" OHH I DIDNT MEAN TO SEND THAT TO YOU !! " - SORRY
OHHHH YES YOU DID !!! = I'M NOT THAT DAFT - YOU JUST WANT ME TO KNOW WHATS GOING ON IN YOUR LIFE - BUT YOU DON'T WANT TO TELL ME - LOL
But - That's ok - CAUSE IT'S FUNNY !
MEN ON THE OTHER HAND -
I have found - come in one of three varieties !!
THE IMMEDIATE TEXTER
A guy who will - without fail - Text you back - within minutes - and NO - they don't have to be Gay or without Job, or wanting you - They have just been brought up properly !
THE OCCASIONAL - WHEN I CAN BE BOTHERED - TEXTER
This texter is plain rude too - and is only using you to alleviate THERE boredom ...
ohhhh and the MOST VIOLENCE PROVOKING
THE TEXT then STOP texter ( With no word that they are going to stop ! )
WHY DO MEN DO THAT - IT IS SO IRRITATING !!
They will talk TEXT to you for ages - everything is going brilliantly - and both of you are having a good NORMAL conversation text session and then - BOOM - HE'S GONE - Usually Mid conversation - and if you hear from him again - then WOW - YOUR LUCKY - But - If i were you - I'D BLOCK THE BASTARD - Cause it's plain rude !
I CAN'T ABIDE RUDENESS !
Ohhh - I have just thought of a fourth = MY DAD !!
THE SIMPLE TEXTER
However long your message is - however heartfelt or disturbing - all 'this texter will reply is
K
But - You can NOT get angry with THIS person as they have TRIED their UPMOST to respond - and the K - Usually has taken a good ten minutes to find - and get on the screen - and then in fact SEND - so - NEVER BE ANGRY WITH THIS GUY ! = Bless him !! xx
OMG - I HAVE FORGOTTON THE MOST IMPORTANT ONE
THE DRUNK TEXTER -
Male or Female
Brilliant - Just Brillyyyy ant !!! ;)
SOMEONE FOUND A FRIEND !!
THE UNDERSTANDING DRUNK TEXTER
THE PERSON WHO LOVES YOU UNCONDITIONALLY
THE DRUNK WHO HAS FOUND SOMETHING HIGHER AND BETTER
THE TOO DRUNK TO KNOW WHAT YOUR DOING DRUNK
THE DRUNK MOTHER
OK OK - PEOPLE WHO ARE DRUNK COME IN FAR MORE TEXTING VARIETIES THAN NON DRUNK HUMANS !! and - actually - THEY ARE THE BEST - SO - EVERYONE KEEP DRINKING - YOUR BRILLIANT !!
BUT ABOVE ALL - REMEMBER
TEXTING IS IN NO WAY BETTER THAN FACE TO FACE -
OHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHUSH
OF COURSE IT IT - IT'S SO MUCH BETTER
YOU CAN TEXT WHAT YOU THINK
AND PEOPLE HAVE IT THERE TO LISTEN AND LEARN FROM !!!
But try to remember - TEXTING IS DANGEROUS / THINGS GET MISUNDERSTOOD !
ESPECIALLY IF I SEND THEM ;)
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