LIES - DECEPTION AND INTRIGUE !!
HAHAHAHA - THAT GOT YOU LOOKING !!!
Omg - Now I have to fulfill that title !! ohh ohhh !!! lmao - Such a good catchy title tho - and OMG I CAN DO THIS - !!
Lies !! - OK - for this I have to Tell you about a Post that I put on My Google+ Page - Ohhh maybe easier to just copy and paste it if I can - BEAR WITH ME - don't go anywhere - STAY -
OK GOT IT !!
HERE WE GO - THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD - GRAB A COWWWWWFFEEEEE AND SIT TIGHT - IT'S A BUMPY RIDE ;)
THIS WAS THE TITLE I GAVE TO THE RICKY GERVAIS FAT SHAMING VIDEO -
"Omg hysterical, I love Ricky, absolutely, BUT, RICKY, I am Fat because I have a pituitary brain tumour, hypothyroidism and PTSD, NOT BECAUSE OF EATING TO MUCH !!! I'm not offended as so many people DO EAT TOO MUCH, and Your comments are spot on, BUT SPARE A THOUGHT FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE OBESE DUE TO ILLNESS..... NOT AN EXCUSE, FACT"
OK - so - I though I had been nice - not offended - and then this !! -
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Reply+Abigail Barry That's the thing, whenever anyone talks about this issue, people go "OMG you're so offensive, sometimes it isn't their fault!". And they're right that sometimes it isn't. That doesn't change the fact that it almost always is. Sorry for the problems you face personally though, that sucks, and is a different situation entirely. I know a guy who went from being skinny, to morbidly obese, diabetic, and blind, entirely as the result of a brain tumour. As I understand it, he feels ravenously hungry constantly, no matter how much he eats. Sure, he's eating way too much, but I can't claim that I wouldn't do the same if I constantly felt like I was starving.
OK - SO THAT WAS A NICE COMMENT - understanding and relevant !! - and I left him a perfectly nice reply - as only I know how ;) !!
BUT THEN THIS :
Reply+Abigail Barry PTSD??? and hypothyroidism do not make you fat. An under-active thyroid causes 5-10 lbs of (water) weight gain at most. The rest is because you stuff too much food down your hole. Cushing's gives you some fat in a weird place, so the body looks strange. You can tell when someone has Cushing's because the rest of their body is normal compared to the fat area. You're either a full-blown liar fatass or a fatass using diseases as an excuse. Saw a lot of you in the hospital and physical rehab.
MR RESPONSE TO HIM :
+Th3UprightMan - You have just made yourself look an idiot - YOU DONT HAVE TO HAVE CUSHINGS TO HAVE AN ENLARGED PITUITARY AND PITUITARY TUMOUR - My tumour DOES secrete Cortisol and also Prolactin as well - BUT BECAUSE IT IS A TUMOUR THAT COMES AND GOES - IT IS NOT LIFE THREATENING - You can tell when someone has cushings as they have the huge tummy and the moon face and red straie = When you have an enlarged Pit and Pit tumour - the weight is evenly distributed - although my stomach and hips are much bigger - THERE ARE OVER 20 TYPES OF PITUITARY TUMOUR BTW ! - YOU REALLY NEED TO RESERCH BETTER BEFORE YOU TRY TO TRIP SOMEONE UP - AND ACTUALLY - BE FRIENDLIER AND LESS SARCASTIC - AND YOU WILL BE HAPPIER - I have learned to COPE with my ILLNESS - DIAGNOSED AND ACCREDITED = Have you learnt to come to terms with being a moron and a horrible individual ?? Ohhh and I was up in London at the University college Hospital on tues - Having yet more MRI's and Blood Testing and Spittal tests - and yes I can prove this ! - and I will be back there THIS TUESDAY to see my consultant !! - SO MAYBE I WILL SEE YOU THERE !!!! No point in going to Physical Rehab - AS IT IS MEDICAL AND NOT PHYSICAL - DUMBASS
HIS REPLY -
Again, I mentioned the one that has the highest chance of showing physical signs that will be confused as fatness. While others are also bad, they are manageable if you have strong will and discipline. You do not, obviously. It CAN cause weight gain, but it won't... unless you're a shitty eater.
PTSD does NOT make you gain weight. I don't care how you got it. If you decide to eat because of it, that's on you. It has no bearing at all on weight.
Are you retarded? I mentioned physical because that was MY experience. It ties in with you because those people have given up on their body the same way you have, and have made their accidents an excuse, just like you are doing with your alleged disorders.
I'll just continue actually living my life and taking responsibility for my actions, which has given me GREAT results so far. You continue on being the last choice for sub-par men who have consumed enough alcohol to settle for less.
I have a fabulous diet, and DONT exercise because when I do it literally shuts my head down, PITUITARY TUMOURS AND HYPO AND PCOS AND PTSD, WHEN SUFFERED TOGETHER ARE DEVASTATING, Thank Christ I am positivity in the extreme and Try to help others with part of my condition, YOU ARE RUDE, UNEDUCATED AND INSUFFERABLE, But that's why your here you have nothing better to do than try to wind up n upset GOOD PEOPLE, ohhhh, I Don't drink, smoke or take any drugs apart from prescribed prescription drugs for the conditions you know NOTHING about.
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HE HAS NOT YET REPLIED - BUT - OMG - LIES - HE IS TELLING ME I AM LYING ABOUT MY DIET - AND LITERALLY MY ENTIRE LIFE - AND THE GUY DOESNT KNOW ME - IM UTTERLY FLABBERGASTED !! Why would someone Lie about being ill ?? - lmao - Im not bothered about it - im absolutely FLAMING !!! lmao - as only a Pit Patient can understand !! - This bloke has NO IDEA the difficulties we face in day to day life, and the complexity of the illness - or the arduousness of getting people to believe we are ill and to get a comment like this after YEARS of having people think we are fat and lazy and good for nothing - is utterly DEVISTATING = OK OK - NOT DEVISTATING = but exasperating - ohh I like that - that's a fab word- AND IVE ONLY SPELT IT RIGHT !!! - GO ME !! HOW BLOODY DARE HE - and thing is - its not the first time I have had someone who doesn't know me - and obviously does not come from a medical background try and make light - hahahahahah pardon the pun - of my illness - saying - Loose weight - or go to the gym - Why sit there = watch TV or read - or STOP SHOUTING - lmao - the list goes on and on - and then I have to come back with a reason as to why I cant or don't do any of these things - and its all so darn irritating - WHY SHOULD I HAVE TO JUSTIFY MY EXISTANCE !!
Im so fed up of people saying - " WHY ARE YOU JUST SITTING THERE - WHY DONT YOU READ A BOOK OR WATCH TV - DO SOMETHING " - I happen to 'Just Sit' Because - even tho I look fine from the Outside - Inside - My head has shut down - NOT an excuse - FACT- It has slowed to such a rate that I can just sit - for hours on end - and just .... SIT !! = If I tried to watch TV or read a book - well ( from experience ) It causes massive Headaches behind the eyes - my eyes actually HURT - to the point that I HAVE to shut them ) This used to happen driving too - pmsl - its ok - don't look like that = im not driving anymore ) Then I start crying - no reason - just tears start - then the head starts to go / get tilted from left to fight - and my eyes screw up - its all very bizarre - Ohhhh my speech has gone by this point too - That's when I go to bed - and just lie there - Literally in a darkened - quiet room - lmao - like a headcase !!! BUT - It does help !! - I need ALL STIMULANTS taken away !! Its VERY Odd !! - Ohhhhhhhh - Have I just gone off subject - lmao - I DO THIS !! IM IN A RANT !!! LMAO - I was talking about LYING = and ohhh this just does sort of fall into this category - Because people think im lying to get out of doing stuff - and im just lazy sitting there - BELIEVE YOU ME - ID MUCH RATHER BE HOOVERING than just sitting there - ( And I picked Hoovering as I don't mind that too much - I WOULDNT HAVE SAID IRONING - as I cant iron - apart from the fact that if I lower my head to look at the ironing board, and the movement of my arms can bring on a 'storm' - I BLOODY HATE IT !!!
For myself I have always bought clothes that don't need ironing - and if they do - I only iron WHEN I HAVE TOO - AND ONLY the parts I CAN SEE !! = well - I don't look at the back of my dress or the backs of my tops do I - So - Whats the point in ironing them ?? ( TRUE ) - also I have been blessed - ( OMG that makes me sound religious - DONT GET ANY FUNNY IDEAS MOTHER ) - with a great Ex and a Fabulous Mutti ( She hates being called Mum - as makes her sound 'common' - TRUE !! ) and They usually do the Ironing for me - Well For the Kids - As I don't usually bother - as I said !
OK - onto the next section - Not quite half way there as there are three parts to this Blog - and three does NOT go into two .... Ohhh bugger - yes it does - it goes once - but = ermmm - then there is a bit left over and I don't know where half is in a 3 .... If that makes sence - so - erm - THE NEXT BIT !!
DECEPTION
OK - Here im taking you on a journey ( OMG That makes me sound as I am hypnotising you = and I have no idea if I spelt that right - but as it is not underlined I am guessing I have ! - and this is hysterical as I have been to a Hypnotist person once - for smoking - and omg I could NOT stop laughing - I mean - I don't wanna go on a journey with a fat bald bloke I don't know - and I don't want to be sat listening to him talk ' sooooooothingly ' about waves and lapping sunsets - ohhh I don't think there is such a thing as a lapping sunset = but - no - I don't want to be doing that - Opps - off on one again ) OK _ so I WONT TAKE YOU ON A JOURNEY = I will just tell you about me going on Dating websites and the Deception Guys have shown on there - OMG - ITS DISGRACEFUL !! =
I went back on Badoo Just today - and already I have 48 messages to answer ( The below messages are from a whole host of different websites - and not all from the Badoo site ! ) - and I know - most of these guys are married - and just after one thing - I am NOT !! = and got so fed up of it all - I actualy wrote a great big list about me - and what I like and don't like etc etc - I have since gone through this and had to re-write it as APPARENTLY it was too long - lmao !!! -
HERE IS MY BADOO PROFILE
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Helloooooo,! I'm fun, honest, open minded, confident, NEVER TAKE MYSELF SERIOUSLY & IM SEXY WITH CURVES !!
NOT HERE FOR PEN FRIENDS, OR SEX CHAT
WANT TO MEET FOR COFFEE, CHAT AND SEE IF THERE IS SPARKS!!!
NO IM NOT GETTING A BLOODY HOTEL AND NO I DONT WANT TO SIT IN YOUR CAR WITH YOU AND LET YOU TOUCH ME - OR VISA VERSA - DO ONE YOU PERV
Why be on here if you don't want to meet and chat?,
If you don't drive, sorrrrry !!
Love Animals, Tattoos, COFFEE, movies, theatre, music, blogging, my own YouTube Channel, COFFEE, Positivity and Friendliness...... So much more to me than meets the eye, DID I MENTION COFFEE ??
NEVER JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS COVER!!
I'm a big kid and laugh at the most ridiculous things. People say I'm totally unique, n that's GREAT I love to be different!! I'm tattooed and non stereotypical !!
Honesty is a massive thing with me - NOT HONEST and you can do one !! = Im totally open ( Ohh should tell you now i have a unicorn called Dave - and yes HE IS REAL ) - Im honest and feisty totally confident with who I am and what I do - and omfg I am such a lovely person !! - LMAO - sometimes - ;) = Then again - I can be a total bitch and talk FAR TOO MUCH, opinionated, sometimes OVER confident, and a tad ( ok ok - maybe VERY could be used here !! ) clingy !! BUT - Only if I like you - otherwise I just delete - I don't even bother to chat to people I don't fancy as it is a waste of their time - and mine - and omg, THATS SOOOO SHALLOW ! = but I do like to be totally honest
- Thing is I do like to bring the best out in people- and I like to help and make them smile and be positive and motivational - and I think the only way you can do is this to be totally upfront and honest with yourself !! - Wow - this is quite good and accurate, god - I amaze myself at times !!
- lmao - I do love to do quizzes - and lmao - have covered 1500 of the questions they have on here - OMG I know !! = Oh I don't - but could have OCD - Or as it should be known CDO - - I sent 8'999 txt messages just LAST MONTH - and had O2 ring me to tell me this was their world record !! - WHEWW WHEWWW GO ME !! = Didn't win anything tho - and yes I did ask !!
OMG See - I cant half go on and on - So I best leave this there - as your probably in a daze now and need slapping out of it !!! ;) !!! Ohhhhhhhhh - NOW PAUSE FOR THOUGHT !!! LOL xx
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Thinking about Unicorns and Abiland ! - Positivity and motivational stuff for people who have a hard time, although,
I'm not a pain in the arse grinny person !!
Lol, Have a scarey sounding illness,
Medical Not Mental - !! Just ask - Im not shy - and actually - as you may have guessed - love to chat about myself - lol - mainly cause its sooo darn interesting and BIZARRE ..
Bizarre btw is my most favouritist word EVER !!!
Lol but this is to be conquered not given into! I'm defo a fiesty one!! Ohhhh and no you can't catch what I have !! Lol... Just ask !!
Working on getting illness under control, n meeting people in reality, learning new things n keeping an open mind !!
ON FACEBOOK, TWITTER, BLOGGER, GOOGLE+, PINTEREST, MY YOUTUBE CHANNEL .......... Mmmm - That's it I think !!!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
BEING ME - BEING UNIQUE - SMILING - Having fun, laughing, drinking coffee, having funny and odd thoughts , my UNIQUE indivividuality, animal related stuff, organisation, positivity, psychology, neuropsychological studies ! TALKING !!!, Saving money !!, I kinda like cleaning too - which is really sad- ohh and im great at quizzes - LMAO - ok ok - no - im NOT - but I like to think I am !!! ;)
Ohhhh but be warned, I'm really good at being OTT, IRRATIONAL, maybe a tad clingy , HYPER, SENSITIVE AND PARANOID, OHHHHHHHHH AN IM FAR TOO HONEST FOR MY OWN GOOD. !!!!
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I COULD SPEND ALL DAY IN WATERSTONES, IF THEY HAVE A COSTA IN THERE TOO... IM MOVING IN !!
....Book anything unrealistic, Phillip Pullman, and Christopher paolini are favs, but also like autobiographies, and some educational books
Coffee - just love coffee
Movies: OMG So many to chose from - shawshank redemption, die hard,
anything Marvel, love Avengers, fantastic four, that type,
Ben Stiller n Adam Sandler stuff,
not into horror or scarey stuff !!
Theatre : LOVE LES MIS, Calamity Jane, Phantom
Food, ..Pesto !! Italian, Indian, Chinese,
BUT NOTHING IF IT IS LOOKING AT YOU .... Also partial to a good Pick and Mix ;) !!
AND JUST LOVE COFFEE !!
Music = atm im doing compilations on Spotify - I like stuff from Bee Gees to Xfactor winners, Just James, Radiohead, Bon Jovi, Bryan Adams, Music from Les Mis, Elton John, Eric Clapton, Carmina Burana - Anything really...
Have I mentioned coffee ??
TV : DR WHO, HOLBY, TOP GEAR ( J.CLARKSON IS FAB ) BGT, DOCUMENTARIES, But - Im not telly mad - I dont watch TV til about 7pm during the day -
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My kids,
Animals,
Talking,
Laughing,
Friends n family
My phone !
Ohhhh medication!! Be dead without it !!
Decent coffee
Lmao
Rule breaking !!!! Hehehe
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Animals, psychology ie body language, neuroscience, brains, Coffee, Tattoos, YouTube channel, google+, facebook, confidence building, having fun, art, feeling sexy, ohhh rude things - I do spend a lot of time thinking about this ( BUT THATS NOT FOR HERE !! ) - I like making people feel better about themselves, ohhhhh and I think far far too much about David Tennant as Dr Who, quite unhealthy really !!!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Decent movie with take out or nibbles n COFFEE !! Lots of chatting n laughing BUT would love to be doing something far more interesting, or rather BE with someone far more interesting, then my Friday night would involve soooooooo much more
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
NOT INTO INTERACIAL DATING , NOT RACIST JUST I LOVE WHITE GUYS, JUST LIKE SOME PEOPLE DONT LIKE FAT WOMEN !! SORRY )
YOUR IN KENT - within a few miles of Herne Bay
Your Sexy and Tall !!
You have a wicked sence of humour,
love kids n animals, confident,
HAS TO BE HONEST, OPEN N CARING, but a bit of a cheeky chappie who doesnt mind tattoos too !!
You MUST love a chat and a fiesty confident big sexy woman !!
MUST DRIVE .... AND WANT TO MEET FOR COFFEE
If your shy or not a talker, your probably hate me !!!
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See - Im Open and honest ! Here are some FIRST replies I have ACTUALLY had, all from different guys, HERE IN THE UK, and the second one was a guy in Ghana !! = Who's paying the flight ? :
" Hey - Are you ok to talk to me I am a black man who wants a big white woman for playtimes "
" Good Evening Madame lovely to see you, I wish to converse on a higher level with you please "
" Do you Spit or Swallow "
" Do you want to meet for coffee, then get a hotel room after a coffee ? "
" Im married - but bored = do you want to chat " - and then later about 4 comments later -
" How can you keep me entertained " - ERMMMMMM EXCUSE ME ??? PMSL
" Hey " - x 400 !! - Now - I have said I like a chat - and all they can come up with is Hey ??!!
" I like dogs, you like dogs = Lets be dogs together " = YUP SERIOUS
" I will get a hotel room and buy you dinner/wine .. when is a good time for you "
" Can you meet me "
" When you say you don't want a ONS, Do you mean just one night "
" Your sexy " x 400
" Your Married - Im Married - lets f**k " ( NO IM SEPERATED )
" Is your hair natural " - OHHH PERRRLEASE !!!
" How many Tattoo's do you have ? "
" If I call you Mummy - will you call me daddy " ermmm - WHAT ??
" So - Do you just like white men or do you like Black men too ? "
" Your so fat - I love fat women "
" Your lovely and curvy, I want to be your bed " ..... Yeah I didn't get this one either !
" Can I wear your Underwear "
" It doesn't matter if your Black or White ! Im Black can we still meet up for a latte and ..... "
That's Just a few - I could go on and on !!! ..., lol - ok - I usually do - but that enough - and I have had thousands of first or second messages asking to see my PRIVATE PICTURES = all of which are of ACTUAL Cats and Beavers - if I receive a request - I send them access - and then delete them !! Well - makes me laugh !!
WHERE ARE THE GUYS WHO JUST WANNA COFFEE - AND A CHAT - AND............ I DONT KNOW - MORE COFFEE !! = PMSL - I wont jump into bed with just anyone - and HAVE ACTUALLY SAID SO - So why do men think I will = and try to deceive me into thinking that all you want is coffee !! = when - a few messages in ( From a guy who I thought was nice ! ) - I get - " How big are your Boobs "- or - " Can you send me pictures " - or " Skype " ... FFS ....................................
OK - THAT WAS A VARIENT ON DECEPTION - BUT KINDA THERE !!!!
LASTLY - AND ERM - 3/4 WAY THERE ???? NO - 3/4 IS THREE OVER FOUR - AND THIS IS OUT OF THREE - SO WOULD BE 3/3 - BUT THEN THAT WOULD MAKE ME FINISHED - AND IM NOT - I HAVE ONE BIT LEFT ..... NOT OF THE CAKE - DONT BE RUDE - OHHHHH - I JUST DONT GET FRACTIONS ! ....
LAST BIT
INTRIGUE .........................................
LMAO - OHHHH SHIT - stumped myself here !! = ermmmm - Im intrigued about Unicorns and Abiland and Where the hell I get all my thoughts energy from when my body is so tired and I have only just got up ( it's 5pm ! ) ohhh and now - after watching THE FLASH - ( Which is UTTERLY FABULOUS ) continuously ( excuse spelling ) for the last week - 3 episodes a night - I saw on TV News a Video of a bomb going off - and immediately thought " _ Ohhh THE FLASH - has just run through - it will all be fine " - as I saw a flash of light - That was my first though - ( Opps = Hope no-one was hurt ) - but OMG -
THE FLASH IS SUPERB AND GRIPPING AND EDGE OF SEAT STUFF - FULL OF INTRIGUE = WHEWW WHEWW GO ME I DID IT !! = AND REVERSE FLASH - OMG OMG - !! AND AAROW TOO - OMG - MEN GALORE - I WANT AAROW - NOT Flash - as Flas's real name is Barry Allan = and my ex is Alan Barry - TRUE = and I COULDNT STAND IT - !! - Of course Alan thinks this is wonderful !!! ;) !! ( OK - It is quite cool !! ) and OMG Who could name a baby Barry !!??? awwwwww ikkle baby Barry = That's just hysterical - SORRY TO ALL YOU BARRY'S OUT THERE- an older Barry is fine - But a younger Barry ?? and Trevor , Baby Trevor ?? see - it just doesn't work ! Sorry - off on one again !! =
BUT BY GOSH I DID IT - !
I ROCK !!
BACK SOON FOR ANOTHER GRIPING INSTALLMENT OF - ABBY'S LIFE !!!
