Not the spot on my chin - or my forehead - or my cheeks - Top and Bottom - or my neck - Nope -
Mr & Mrs Barry are NO LONGER = HE HAS MOVED OUT
* shock, horror, confusion, outrage, upset, astounded, amazement, overwhelmed, ANGER - OMG ANGER TO THE EXTREME - dread, fear, terror, abandonment, astonishment, disappointment, strain, tension, and now conflict and dispute DID I MENTION ANGER ? *
OK - Those are just a few of the emotions that i went threw over about 3 and a half maybe three and three quarter seconds - MY HEAD WAS READY TO EXPLODE.....
OK - Just FYI - and say that as it reads please - not the entirity - FYI ! - Being hip n trendy ! -
Due to my BRAIN / HEAD / PITUITARY / SKULL / BONCE / NOGGIN TUMOR - I have been told NEVER to be left alone with the kids / children - as I am so unpredictable !!
SO HE TOOK THEM TO HIS MOTHERS !! ( You know her - The one ...... No - No I will NOT LOWER MYSELF * Insert big smiley face here please * - Oh * with halo * ! )
Mmmmmmm - then he sent a text telling me he would bring them up the next day - IF MY MOTHER WAS HERE - so I could see them - * INSERT MORE ANGER * then he would take them back to the den of deceit ....... Oh sorry - His mums.
He also told me - AND MY MOTHER - That HE WENT AND SAW MY DOCTOR - MY DOCTOR - The one who knows NOTHING of Pituitary Tumors - and HE said - I would be OK if left with the kids - and Mr Barry Believes he is right - as i have never tried to hurt them before -
Just like I have never tried to commit suicide before - and now - Two years later - I have tried three times ..... BUT - NO - I WOULD NOT HURT THE KIDS IN MY RIGHT MIND - lmao - but - YOU TWAT = I'M NOT IN MY RIGHT MIND - THAT'S THE WHOLE F**KING POINT !
But - he has spoken to a few people - Ohhhhhhhh - thats good - a few of his Endocrinological Pituitary Adenoma Specialist Drinking Buddies ( Endocrinology is a specialty of medicine; which deals with the diagnosis and treatment of diseases related to hormones. Endocrinology covers such human functions as the coordination of metabolism, respiration, reproduction, psychological, sensory perception, and movement. and Pituitary is an important gland in the body and it is often referred to as the 'master gland', because it controls several of the other hormone glands - while - Every cell in the body has a tightly regulated system that dictates when it needs to grow, mature and eventually die off. Tumors IE - Adenoma's occur when cells lose this control and divide and proliferate indiscriminately. ) will have helped him on his journey to bachelorhood ! ..... Thats good - he came to his decision through taking great care to make sure EVERYONE would be alright .... * PLEASE NOTE SARCASM ! *
Anyways - He went - OHHHHH THEN ALL THE NASTINESS STARTED !!!
But - I won't go there - Once again - I won't lower myself - ( Ohhhh above - is that lowering myself - Nooooooooo - I'm just stating facts there ! )
Anyways - Now - He is living - I believe - with his Mother - God rest her soul - Ohhh no - she's not dead - Bless her heart - ( * insert smiley face * ) they are all drinking buddies together - and can now enjoy a lovely cigarette INSIDE - instead of having to go out into the cold to drag on a faggggggggg because the children were there - BUT NOW - The children are with me - UNLESS Mr Barry decides, He wants to take them out - No - He can't give a time or anything as he is so so busy ..... So- He rings and says I will pick you up ( He NEVER tells me - He tells the kids ) at 11.30am tomorrow - and then turns up at 10am .......... I make him a coffee while he tells me I Have no legal foot to stand on - and HE hold all the cards - and
(1) IF I WANT TO STAY IN THE HOUSE - THEN I HAVE THE KIDS
(2) IF I CAN'T LOOK AFTER THE KIDS - THEN HE WILL MOVE BACK IN - AND GET ALL RIGHTS PUT IN HIS NAME - AND I HAVE NO SAY OVER ANYTHING OR
(3) HE WILL MOVE BACK IN AND GET AN INJUNCTION OUT TO HAVE ME REMOVED !
As you can imagine - i did sort of * Quite alot * ( Think HULK SMASH ) GO MENTAL HERE
REALLY IS BETTER THAN EASTENDERS MY LIFE !
He left rather sharpish - WITHOUT THE KIDS -
I took - 6 x Diazepam, Calmed down - Mum on her way, and rang him - NOPE -
I AM HAVING THE KIDS AND YOU ARE NOT DICTATING TO ME ANYMORE
He then said ok - and - ohh ok - so - Come back and get the kids and take them where ever you were tkaing them - " Ohh I can't now - I have things on " - WHAT ?? IN FIVE MINUTES YOU MADE ALTERNATE PLANS - WHAT RUBBISH ! " - I will pick them up at 1 " ............. OMG
so now - He is totally under the impression and telling people - I have been lying about my illness !! - EVEN THOUGH THE SILLY MAN WAS THERE ALL THE TIME AT EVERY APPOINTMENT AND HEARD MY DIAGNOSIS - lmao - He even cried at the time !!
OK - thats when it got interesting - so far I have 'Stormed' about 5 times - With the kids here - and once without them here - 'Storming' is where I have an abundance of a hormone go through me and it MAKES me act - Suicidal / Rage / Upset / Happy .................. Each time I have phoned my mum - and Text Mr Barry - My mum has dropped everything - and come to help - He has told me it is very sad that I am ill - and I will sort it - and Once I have been to the Doctors to do my medication and the Job Centre ( ID LOVE TO SEE SOMEONE EMPLOY ME - BRILLIANT !! ) - and the Council - and where ever else i need to go - then i will feel better !! - ( Fabulous - I can't wait for this to happen ! ) But - as it stands - even though I own HALF of a Property Development Business - Because - AT THE MOMENT - I have not been able to do my share - I am only entitled to equity - when we sell - BUT - HE WON'T SELL - as it is now classed as HIS JOB ! - lmao !!! - You seriously could not write this as a story !!
Anyways - Don't worry - that little lot is in hand - I'm not as green as I am cabbage looking - AND OMG I ONLY WENT AND GOT A DODGY SAYING CORRECT - GO ME !
So - to clarify -
He rings and picks kids up when he wants
and drops them back ... when he wants .....
Is free to do whatever he wants - whenever he wants
Has the cash from Renting houses to use for WHATEVER ......
Has the Benefits, and Kids money and EVERYTHING going to his account ...
I DO EVERYTHING,
Ohhhhh - Did i tell you my head shuts down or I storm when i try and read ??? Or when i try and do ANYTHING Inc use my hands, or have a shower, or use a toothbrush or walk, or breathe ?? Ohhh I also Zone out on the computer - I could be on here for 12 hours straight and not realise or i just sit and stare into space .....
Mmmmmmm - and I'm left with the kids - No money - Animals - House - a boiler that does not work - ( because Mr Barry decided to fix it one day - Which miracle upon miracles has now been put forward that I BROKE IT ! Yup - Cause i'm ALWAYS trying to fix boilers ) - ohh and a garden ( Now NOT filled with Dog excrement - as i spent the morning picking it all up, and fixing the fence - as best i could - and moving all the 50 empty home brew making kit away and off the decking ) that has been dug up and well - torn apart - because Mr Barry wanted to do something or rather too it - two years ago - but - he could not finish due to me - !! ( I actually think it had more to do with the fact that HIS BACK WAS HURTING - and he had an important FIFA match to complete ( FIFA also has something to do with the work on the houses as he always says he is working - but then - I find him on fifa - so - It MUST have something to do with Mortage rates or something ?? ) .....
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH - DID YOU SEE - I STARTED TO GET BITTER THERE - WHOOPS !! - SORRY
So - as you can tell by my tone - and well - seeing my YouTube Channel and Facebook page etc etc - I AM NOT EASY TO LIVE WITH - and I really DON'T blame him for not wanting to be with me - ( Even though i am Lovely and sexy and funny and confident and very ADORABLE ) But - when i'm ill - ohhh i'm a diva !! It is horrible to live with .... But - It's OK - HE does not have to any more - He can go and do what he wants when he wants - and money is apparently no object ....... Why he does not have to pay maintenance is a little beyond even me though, It's because i'm so stupid i think - I did not go to a Grammar School like he did - lol - so i have to look into that one !! Dopey mare that I am !
TO BE CONTINUED !!!! ..........................................................
** OHHHH I FORGOT TO MENTION THIS ALL HAPPENED OVER THE EASTER WEEKEND - AND SO - I SPENT A LOVELY EASTER SUNDAY - ON MY OWN - NO KIDS AFTER HE HAD PICKED THEM UP - 2 HOURS EARLY - I HAD WAITED TO GIVE THE KIDS THEIR EASTER EGGS - FROM BOTH OF US - ( and thank god i had bought them them - as he hadnt ) - Kids gave him easter eggs that i had bought HIM = and he almost threw them on the table and tried to leave, i told him that Computer / internet didnt work - and he just looked VERY QUICKLY at it - said - " Well - your problem" - and walked out with the kids - leaving me in HYSTERICS on Easter Sunday - The Internet is all i have - !! ( Two hours later it decided to come on - so two hours of me slobbering and crying and snivvering over the computer then - IMMEDIATELY - i was fine again !! This bloody illness drives me CRACKERS )
AND THEN EASTER MONDAY = He came dropped kids off an hour and a half early- leaving them with me who was not too good - well - i phoned my mum - Diazepamed up - and watched a film until mum got here then I ate one of HIS Easter Eggs last night and it was delicious !!! - So thats the story in Barramory !! ;) !! **
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