I NEVER KNOW HOW MUCH - OR HOW LITTLE INFORMATION AND I SEEM TO HAVE GONE OFF ON ONE SLIGHTLY !
MY LETTER TO BED WORLD
MY LETTER TO BED WORLD
BLACK MEMORY FOAM DIVAN BED SET + MATTRESS + HEADBOARD SIZE 3FT 4FT6 Double 5FT and Super King Size
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New: A brand-new, unused, unopened and undamaged item in original retail packaging (where packaging is... Read more
| Type: | SPRING MEMORY FOAM |
| Brand: | Unbranded | Material: | DIVAN BED |
| Main Colour: | Black | Mattress Type: | Sprung memory foam |
| Features: | With Headboard | Firmness: | Medium Firm |
Morning Bed World -
Just from your very name - I knew you were trustworthy
ALAS, YOU LIED !
I have had my Super King Size Luxury bed for less than a week -
From the outset I have been very very careful - but - already it has broken ( Insert sad face please )
I didn't realise that the SUPERB price, meant it was going to be UTTER SHITE ( I have inserted an "E" - Because my mother tells me that " Shite" - is far 'nicer' a word than " Shit " and i do not wish to offend )
I would really have liked to feel safe upon sitting upon my new Infrastructure, LET ALONE ANYTHING ELSE THAT MAY OCCUR IN A SLEEPING POSITION ( I'm NOT just talking about reading / watching TV either ) and not necessarily a 'sleeping' position either .... Sometimes i like a hot chocolate in bed too .... Ohhh I know - I'm daring in my bedroom habits..
This is a bed, where i have to watch where i place my, and im going to be 100% truthful here, ample - yet deliciously gentle buttocks, in a certain place before i could actually get into the bed.
The entering of the bed is a scene from a Carry on film itself - because - well - i sink into it even before i am actually ready - and once there - legs swinging - i'm engulfed - It's VERY difficult to Un'Gulf ! How on earth i even manage to get my legs on the mattress is anyone's guess - and im sure there is some divine intervention that goes on.
Anyway - there's only one of me !!!! I know - so difficult to believe with a face like mine ! Ravishing I have been told many many times - and not always by myself
But NOT Ravished on YOUR bed i can tell you !
If there were Two of us, we would be on the floor by now, NOT IN A GOOD WAY - and no doubt in the matter - NOTHING could happen in this bed, no Rumpey du pumpety could occur for fear of ohh i dread to even think - with a mighty thud - Probably murdering either Derek or Rodney in the process ( Cats ) who have taken it upon themselves to sleep right at the side of the bed ( Ohhhhhhh Maybe I should try this ?! ) -
By the way I would have been at the side of the bed - because as aforementioned - Once sat, you can move no further - and thus sleep perched on the corner - ( But i guess if broken in the rhelms of a passionate embrace - Ohh shush and let me imagine! ) i bet I would NOT complaining either !! )
Anyways -
Put Simply - THIS BED IS RUBBISH -
Or " SHITE " as my mother would say ...
Please can you advise !! Many Thanks !! xx
Just from your very name - I knew you were trustworthy
ALAS, YOU LIED !
I have had my Super King Size Luxury bed for less than a week -
From the outset I have been very very careful - but - already it has broken ( Insert sad face please )
I didn't realise that the SUPERB price, meant it was going to be UTTER SHITE ( I have inserted an "E" - Because my mother tells me that " Shite" - is far 'nicer' a word than " Shit " and i do not wish to offend )
I would really have liked to feel safe upon sitting upon my new Infrastructure, LET ALONE ANYTHING ELSE THAT MAY OCCUR IN A SLEEPING POSITION ( I'm NOT just talking about reading / watching TV either ) and not necessarily a 'sleeping' position either .... Sometimes i like a hot chocolate in bed too .... Ohhh I know - I'm daring in my bedroom habits..
This is a bed, where i have to watch where i place my, and im going to be 100% truthful here, ample - yet deliciously gentle buttocks, in a certain place before i could actually get into the bed.
The entering of the bed is a scene from a Carry on film itself - because - well - i sink into it even before i am actually ready - and once there - legs swinging - i'm engulfed - It's VERY difficult to Un'Gulf ! How on earth i even manage to get my legs on the mattress is anyone's guess - and im sure there is some divine intervention that goes on.
Anyway - there's only one of me !!!! I know - so difficult to believe with a face like mine ! Ravishing I have been told many many times - and not always by myself
But NOT Ravished on YOUR bed i can tell you !
If there were Two of us, we would be on the floor by now, NOT IN A GOOD WAY - and no doubt in the matter - NOTHING could happen in this bed, no Rumpey du pumpety could occur for fear of ohh i dread to even think - with a mighty thud - Probably murdering either Derek or Rodney in the process ( Cats ) who have taken it upon themselves to sleep right at the side of the bed ( Ohhhhhhh Maybe I should try this ?! ) -
By the way I would have been at the side of the bed - because as aforementioned - Once sat, you can move no further - and thus sleep perched on the corner - ( But i guess if broken in the rhelms of a passionate embrace - Ohh shush and let me imagine! ) i bet I would NOT complaining either !! )
Anyways -
Put Simply - THIS BED IS RUBBISH -
Or " SHITE " as my mother would say ...
Please can you advise !! Many Thanks !! xx
Yes - that is a red light in my window- NO - NOT FOR THOSE REASONS - It's because - the night before - my bedside table had broken - ( Ohhh I see a pattern developing here ) and I need a Bed Light - well - CAUSE I DO !! - So - The Window sill seemed the obvious place - Until my neighbour pointed out the rather dubious connotations ! Opps !
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New message from: bed-world Top Rated Seller (375,387RedShooting Star)
Good Afternoon,
Thank you for creating Thursday Laughter, here in the office .
I am ever so sorry about this, Can you please attach photos of the damages.
I am ever so sorry about this, Can you please attach photos of the damages.
Kind Regards, Will
With Regards,
Bed-World
With Regards,
Bed-World
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Well - considering I had gone into so much details - I wish they had a better response
But - some people are not as literate as others i guess !
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Well - considering I had gone into so much details - I wish they had a better response
But - some people are not as literate as others i guess !
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